The Alphabet of Manliness

The Alphabet of Manliness



Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: "The Alphabet of Manliness". This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls. If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.

Danse Macabre - Laurell K. Hamilton

Danse Macabre




Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, is in big trouble. The woman they call The Executioner is good at making enemies, and she has excelled herself this time. However, she does have a number of other lethal talents at her disposal ...

Gentlemen & Players - Joanne Harris

Gentlemen & Players

The place is St Oswald's, an old and long-established boys' grammar school in the north of England. A new year has just begun, and for the staff and boys of the school, a wind of unwelcome change is blowing. Suits, paperwork and Information Technology rule the world and Roy Straitley, Latin master, eccentric, and veteran of St Oswald's, is finally - reluctantly - contemplating retirement. But beneath the little rivalries, petty disputes and everyday crises of the school, a darker undercurrent stirs. And a bitter grudge, hidden and carefully nurtured for thirteen years, is about to erupt. Who is Mole, the mysterious insider, whose cruel practical jokes are gradually escalating towards violence - and perhaps, murder? And how can an old and half-forgotten scandal become the stone that brings down a giant?



Daily Express, June 16 2006
'A delicious black comedy...a clever story of obsession and revenge, with a spectacular final twist'

Great New DVDs at low prices

Amazon now have the critically acclaimed Brokeback Mountain for only £10.97. An emotional story of two cowboys falling for each other, that has had audiences in tears and rapture.



Need something with a little more action? How about the first series of Lost. The second series has just started to be shown on Channel 4, and answers many of the questions raised in the first series, but if you haven't seen it yet - GET IT! At only £28.97 delivered, this is a low price for the full first series (previously only available in two half-series boxsets at a much higher price!), and is a great way of reminding you what has happened so far, or for catching up before watching the second series.

If that isn't enough action, or a low enough price for you, the how about War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise for only £7.97, or the Matrix Trilogy, yep - all three films, for only £8.97 - what a bargain!

Other titles worthy of mention are:

Battlestar Galactic Season One - £17.97
Star Wars Trilogy - £20.97
Batman Begins 2 Disc - £6.97
Monty Python - The Movies Boxset - £13.97

So get some DVD's now and enjoy staying in (especially if you're getting as much rain as we are now)!

Great electronics at low prices

Have you seen the weather at the moment? It's fantastic, and what better way to enjoy it that being outside with all the latest portable gadgets.



How about the black 30GB Video iPod? This fantastic piece of hardware holds up to 7,500 songs, and can provide hours of music, video and photo playback on a single charge. It is compatible with PC's and Macs, and you can choose to purchase music and videos from iTunes or simple copy over your own. This is the ultimate portable music player, and great for enjoying this fantastic weather with. Available for only £194.99 delivered, this is a premium player at a low price. With the amount of storage and features built into this iPod, you may never need to buy another portable player again!

Have you got yourself a digital camera yet? Well why not try this one out! The Canon IXUS 55 is the latest in a great line of IXUS cameras. These are famous for their spectacular photos, build quality and design. This particular model provides 5 Mega Pixel images, and benefits from a massive 3x optical zoom. Don't get confused by cheaper cameras that use digital zooms - these are inferior quality, and don't allow to make the most of your photos when you have them on your PC. The large 2.5" LCD screen lets you check photos as soon as you take them, so you can ensure that you get the fantastic photo you want, right when you are taking it! At only £175 delivered, this is a great bargain.



And to make sure that you stay connected while enjoying this fine weather, what about the latest Motorola C975? This great phone is available on a pay-as-you-go contract from 3, with a 3G connection, meaning you get the fastest, highest quality connection possible from a UK mobile phone. The built-in camera has a 4x zoom for excellent close-up shots, and will also play music and video files. The best thing about this phone though, is the price. Just £29.99 for the latest 3G phone! How fantastic is that!!

Bargain books at Amazon

Amazon currently have a great selection of books in their 3 for £12 sale. These include Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, the latest great story in the series, David Beckham, My Son, an insight into the England Captain, written by his father and 4th July by James Patterson.

Get yourself overthere now to find 3 top books for only £4 each!

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....the blog that keeps you up to date with all the latest bargains and best prices from Amazon.

Amazon is widely recognised as one of the biggest internet retailers, and has a wide range of products. It is also very well established and a reputable company and is very safe to purchase from online.

Keep checking the blog for some of the better products and prices it offers so that you can keep on top of the best bargains!